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Relationship status: my cat won`t sit still for our selfies.
To drink, or not to drink?...what a stupid question!
I like pressing F5. It`s so refreshing.
"mommy watch this!" is the toddler equivalent of "hold my beer and watch this"
Care less and you’ll stress less.
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
I’ve already decided, if I ever go to The Price Is Right, I’m gonna “come on down” whether they call my name or not.
Mo’ money, mo’ problems. This explains why I don’t have problems.
If you don`t like me now, you won`t like me later because I just get worse.
Every new day means new opportunities... to make mistakes and f*ck things up.
Good Morning: You, my friends are the reason I wake up every morning ? LOL JK, I have to pee.
If you hold a 40oz bottle to your ear you can hear the ghetto.
All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh ... and not just when he drops his pants.
All through school I assumed they saved the number 1 pencils for the smart kids
Printing an expiration date on a bag of Cheetos is just a waste of ink.