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I got drunk last night and watched the most hilarious television show for hours until I sobered up and realized it was just a mirror.
Olympic Mens Ice Hockey USA vs Canada. Loser keeps Justin Bieber.
I`m well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today.
Somehow, going into The Dollar Store and asking for a price check just never gets old.
How did Mexico keep enough people from crossing the border to field a full soccer team?
Now that I know how many calories there are in a pint of beer , I have decided to stop eating.
Beer is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
It`s not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we`re the survivors.
I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.
Found a note on my door today that said ”You’re Awesome!” ... Yes, I wrote it yesturday. But still, the truth is the truth.
what do you mean booze ain`t food!?
So exactly what age will I stop falling over while trying to put on my underwear?
My method of going "offline" in FB chat is to just ignore you.
The less you know, the more you think you do.
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....