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If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
Things that schools worry about Drugs 1% Graduating 1% drop outs 1% the inportance of using a number 2 pencil on standardized tests 97%
Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord.
It`s about time the government enacted a law that keeps dumb and stupid people away from playing any role in society.
Sometimes it`s easy to forget we would all violently murder each other if we couldn`t obtain basic food or water. Have a great day guys.
Make your girlfriend scream your name, leave the toilet seat up.
The number of red lights you will hit while driving are directly proportional to how bad you have to pee.
I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
Just once I`d like to see a stripper do the "Carlton" on stage.
Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig.
If Facebook has taught us anything, it`s that a lot of people are not quite ready for a Spelling Bee.
Since everything is closed for Thanksgiving Iām going to drive around and park in all the good spots I never get.
I asked my girlfriend why she never tells me when she orgasms. She said she doesn`t like phoning me at work.
My butt decided to go big instead of go home.