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You say `pervert with a telescope` ... I say `biological astronomer`.
Eventually I will find Bigfoot and he will tell me all he knows about Hide & Seek.
New day, same old bullsh!t
Don’t text and drive. You don’t want “lol” to be the last thing you say before you die.
If you didn`t hear it with your own ears or see it with you own eyes. Don`t invent it with your small mind, and share it with your big mouth.
After dinner I like to sit in the garden in my underwear and smoke a cigarette.....but apparently that`s not done at this hotel....
Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
When I was a kid, I used to sing, `A, B, C,D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P`
So, if I lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?
Don`t ``Wine and dine`` me ... ``Champagne`` me ... step it up a notch
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled.
Burned almost a thousand calories with the elliptical machine today. Moved it into the basement, that thing is heavy!
Falling in love when lonely is a lot like shopping when hungry, you end up with a bunch of sh!t you don`t need.
I don`t have a police record ... but I think I do have a Sting cd around here somewhere.
Me: I only smoke weed because of Cancer. Mom: You don`t have Cancer! Me: So it`s working...