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FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
I bought some shoes of a drug dealer, I don`t know what he laced them with but I`ve been tripping all day.
Helpful Tip: Always remember to speak clearly when complimenting a woman`s boots...
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don`t want myself to know about.
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries. It fills you up nicely but without the buzz.
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I`ve never been more scared of a drink in all my life.
I’m glad we can’t smell each other through the internet.
They might as well put "Uhhh..." in front of every item on drive-thru menus.
I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that.
Some things make you go hmm. Some things make you go ugh! I make you go "Did he really just say that?"
It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them,The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...
Never look directly at the people having a sizzling plate of fajitas delivered to their table... It’s what they want.
roses are red violets are blue da shit in my back yard looks jus like you