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It is days like today that I am glad that we all don`t live in a Yellow Submarine. Well at least not in the same one.
Just for fun, next time you see a snooty, rich woman at the grocery store, ask her if she works there.
Live today like it`s your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn`t.
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it
When you screw up, menopause can be a wonderful excuse for stupid things you do or say!!!
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I`d highly recommend Fight Club.
The fact that Pitbul is even considered a musician is more disgusting than the fact that toothpaste was invented years after french kissing was.
If at first you don`t succeed, try drinking a shot of Vodka while you do it. You`ll be amazed of how much less you care.
If I`m guilty of anything, it`s loving too much. And several outstanding speeding tickets. But mostly loving too much.
Do people with cats not know about dogs?
If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit
You win some, you lose some...unless you`re me, then you win them all.
I`m writing this status very slowly, cause I know you guys can`t read very fast.