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When the zombie apocalypse hits, I know EXACTLY who I`m tripping first...
Ever have the experience of staring at an outfit hanging in your closet and wondering which of the personalities did the shopping that day?
Couldn`t stop thinking about that drought on the west coast while I was watering my driveway today.
Dog Found: Now we are bros, so he`s staying. Don`t call, don`t make it weird.
I’ve never considered myself much of a conspiracy theorist. Then I discovered the letters in Frito Lay could be rearranged to spell Oily Fart- Coincidence?… I think not!!!
I try not to be rude, but some people make it hard work.
Judge me if you will, just keep the verdict to yourself.
I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on facebook. That was a close one.
More people should be at a loss for words.
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
I`d hit that. - women drivers
Why do single people take advice from other single people? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
I never used to mind my wife hitting me in the face as she climaxed until I found out she was faking it.