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So you`ll be able to buy Girl Scout Cookies online this year ... Your move Weight Watchers
Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the `Like` button is below)
Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There´s apparently more traffic going to hell!!
Technology is outpacing my ability to come up with convincing lies that I didn`t get your message.
Very excited to announce I`m on the market and actively looking for someone new to make me miserable
I took up the game of Golf recently. . .but I had too much trouble getting through that windmill.
Sarcasm is funnier when used on people who don`t understand it.
Interesting fact: Prior to the creation of hummus and ranch dressing nobody ate uncooked vegetables.
I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.
I hope this snowstorm doesn`t impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online.....
If you still wear a Calculator watch, my guess is you don’t need it to add up all the ladies you get….
Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail ... JK ...It was me.
Robots can do anything we set their mind to
At this point I`m just waiting for summer to be cancelled completely.