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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes in your friend’s drink. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
I tried stuff once. It was horrible.
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
The only time I proof read is to see how much alcohol comes in a bottle.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile ?
Sometimes I use big words that I don’t fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
The thought of having my own kids is scary because anyone who`s half me and half someone dumb enough to have sex with me is doomed
Exercise can add years to your life. For example, I just ran 2 miles and I now feel like I`m 82.
Sometimes I drive between lanes and pretend my car is Pacman gobbling up the dashed lines.
Ran into a former supervisor from my last job today, kept driving.
Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I’m not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore.
There’s no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know.
They say love is in every corner… Then my life must be a freakin’ circle.