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I`m sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
You`ve reached the limitations of my medications.
If airports are so safe, why are the buildings called Terminal
I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.
The best curve on a girl is her smile ;) ... Lol just kidding!
50 notifications later I regret ever commenting on your status.
The closest I`ve come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat.
When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn`t doing the same thing.
I was going to LIKE and compliment your FB pic, but I`m not a good liar.
I liked you better before we met.
Golf ball sized hail wouldn`t be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
I am having one of those days where my middle finger answers every question.
I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.
You`re about as deep as a kiddies splash-pool..
My box of Animal Crackers said, "WARNING: Do Not Eat if Seal is Broken." I open the box, and sure enough...