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Karaoke bars combine two of the worlds greatest evils—people who shouldn`t drink with people who shouldn`t sing.
I won`t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
I fell off the wagon because I was too drunk to keep my balance
So.. who else is sleeping naked tonight?
I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that`s over with.
"Go left at the chopsticks in the road" - Chinese directions
Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything.
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn`t be allowed to talk
Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it`s obvious he had no idea how letters work.
I really worried about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
Do you women realize how silly you all look with your clothes on?
Bring a side? Like, of alcohol?
Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn`t I?
U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. how many fish do you have?? stop counting smart one fish can`t drown