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...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
What I do when I black out is none of my business.
Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?
Bless me Father for I hit send.
I Googled, “Who gives a sh!t?” and I was not in the search results.
eHarmony matched me with a bean bag chair with duct tape on it
Sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that
A girl updated her facebook status saying: All men are dogs and I commented • Which breed is your dad?
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
Sure thing.... follow me... I`ll show you the fastest way to get to nowhere.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else...
Did you know dryer sheets double as toilet paper and leave your a$$ smelling like meadows and rain drops?
I don’t understand why drunk me always seems to have more money than sober me.
"I understand your logic, but let`s try to look at this more emotionally." - women
I miss the old days when I could say I wasn`t around and you couldn`t check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying