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I`m not a doctor but I play one on Match.com
With the promise of Free Drinks or Food, I’m willing to go pretty much anywhere.
On a scale of Doopers, you`re pretty Super.
You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about sh!t ...?
It`s amazing how I come up with my best status updates when I`m in the shower or when I`m driving. I think it has a lot to do with me being naked.
I would go for a jog today, but it looks like all of these cupcakes expire today as well.
Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours
Wives give sound advice. 99% sound, 1% advice.
I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
Some days the problem is I care too much… Today was not one of those days…
The best time to re-examine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.
I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else`s
Procrastination: when "make a bucket list" is on your bucket list.
Friending someone on Facebook and complaining about what they post is like phoning someone to tell them you don’t want to talk to them.
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco...they have concrete walls...years of foods and supplies...and best of all the zombies can`t get in without a Costco membership card.