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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
Balloons think they’re so cool. I tried to tell one he was leaking and he just said, “Pfft.”
I’ve come to the realization that the trash goes out more than I do.
Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
I would watch tennis more often if they replaced the ball boys with untrained golden retrievers.
is in no shape to exercise
Side boob is only hot on women, bro.
All I’m saying is you don’t see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
"Wish You Were Beer!" Wait...no...that`s right...send.
Happy Fathers Day from your handsomerist and smarterist son
I try not to limit my madness to March.
I`ll go to extreme lengths to get the last bit of toothpaste from the tube but I`ll also watch 2 hrs of Nick Jr if I can`t reach the remote.
When your Dr. says "I`ll need to Google that"..... it`s time to change Doctors
Back in the day, Mom gave us two dinner choices. What she cooked or jack sh!t....