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It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened the refrigerator and thought, What am I doing inside the refrigerator?
If it weren’t for law enforcement and physics, I would be unstoppable.
The first rule of selfie club should be to clean your room.
Definition: Brain - Your body`s hardest working organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you...fall in love.
Sometimes I get up really early, drink some coffee and read some awesome motivational quotes. Then I go back to bed.
What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems. 99% demons.
What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
is trying to decide ... laundry today or naked tomorrow
Go ahead caller 9!!
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
Give up, itsy-bitsy spider. It wasn`t meant to be.
I got a job at Bath and Body Works just so I can tell people to smell my finger...
Multitasking (verb) - Screwing up several things at once.
I wish all my freckles would just mix into a tan.