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I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
I thought I was a bit hardcore until I saw this guy sucking on a soy sauce packet like an Otter Pop.
I`m not insulting you, I`m describing you.
I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch
Life is never more confusing than when three people get together to order one pizza.
I`m pretty sure the phrase "Did I say that out loud?" is just a way of adding an exclamation point.
Helpful Tip: Dont laugh when the cop says penal system ... oh and I need bail money again.
This status could be yours for 3 easy payment of $8.99, get in quick because this offer won`t last for long, infact there are only 5 left.
Don`t sugar-coat it, I`ll just lick that off....
Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
I`m alone in my car ... Counting it as a vacation.
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
Irresponsible is when your neighbor doesn`t pay their wifi bill.
That one day of fame on Facebook because it`s your birthday.
Wonder what my couch is doing right now.