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I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren`t we helping to find them?
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.
The world would be a much nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would be even better if some of them choked on it.
In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria. You decide.
All men approve of premarital sex......until they have a daughter.
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
Plot twist: WebMD says you`re just thirsty
I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
Dear God, I´ve been very good today, no grumpy thoughts, no swearing and I haven´t been mean at all, but I´m about to get up now and I may need your help :)
How strict is the "I licked it, it`s mine" policy? There`s some things I`ve licked that I don`t want.
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
Ringing in the “New Year” apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late… in October.
can´t find Sesame Street on my GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?
I know you’re supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?