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Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
Live in the moment. Unless the moment sucks. Then live on Facebook.
Give a fish some bread and he`ll eat for a day. Teach a fish to be a flying piranha and he`ll eat for a lifetime.
Never let the printer know that you are in a hurry.
You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
One day, people are gonna write songs about the nap I`m about to take.
Tip for Sunday Church: Don`t forget to keep your phones on silent, especially if your ringtone is `I like big butts and I do not lie!`
A smile is the same in every language, I`m pretty sure the pee pee dance is too
I tried to be a Rap Singer once. Sadly my rap album, `I Respect the Police & the Risks They Take to Keep My Community Safe`, didn`t do too well on iTunes.
I was born at a very early age.
It`s all shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits
When it gets nice out I`m going to have a roof party and after that`s done have a painting party inside, come all
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion.