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What I learned from Titanic was that you need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person you like cause you never know what might happen.
I don`t get it, no matter how many times I call `shotgun` the cops always put me in the backseat.
Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
I`ve made up my mind, I`m not giving up anything for Lent, I`m no quitter...
Jack daniel was found dead by johnie walker at castle strt under savanna tree,captain morgan believed dat he was killed by strongbow.his 4cuzns said that he was best in j&b club at knights...
Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
My kids will be mad at me when they discover it isn’t illegal to talk in the car while I’m driving.
You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I won`t be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that`s what`s been missing.
I hate people who take drugs ... Customs for example.
If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I`d go back to use every come back I ever thought of 10 minutes too late.
My girlfriend is about to do this ice water bucket challenge. She don`t know yet though she`s still in bed
If 3 people have sex, it`s called a 3-some. If 2 people have sex, it`s called a 2-some. I guess we now know why they call you HAND-some.
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. And the good news is, that`s pretty much everything.