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I`m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?……………………. (you smart people grinned didn’t you.)
It only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby. Does that not blow your mind. Like at least there should be some flour or something.
My cardio is shopping.
This status is mine....I licked it.
It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
I`ve seen more pins in the last few days then stone cold steve austin on groundhog day..
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??
Talk to me long enough and you`ll realize why I`m single.
Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I’m starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.
Maybe this comment wont be important for you guys here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it`ll go unnoticed along with some others. maybe I`ll be criticized for this but I just want to let yall know I`m selling potatoes
Horoscopes: When you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend to blame for your failures, try the solar system
I wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime, I wanna check my stats.
I wouldn`t say I`m a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast.
Just got done putting up all the garage sale signs. Hope the neighbor appreciates how much work I put into their surprise garage sale.