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Dancing in the 70`s: I have absolutely no idea what I am pointing at
Checked a lot off my thought-about-doing-today list.
Right before I die, my last words will be, "I left a million dollars in the........
Lets not get carried away it`s not like McDonalds shutdown
The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
My neighbors wifi isn`t working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?
Feeling bored? Post a status on Facebook that says "Barack Obama 2016" and buckle up for the ride of your life.
This is probably the best idea I`ve had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid
This coffee would work better if I could throw it at people.
My doctor said I need to workout with dumb-bells. Would any of you like to go jogging with me?
If you`re feeling bored, find a group photo of four girls on instagram and then comment "you three look great!" Wait and grab popcorn.
You win some, you lose some...unless you`re me, then you win them all.
I don`t care how loud I`m laughing, I`m having fun and you`re not.
People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.