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FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
I`m the kind of crazy you weren`t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
If you receive an e-mail that says: ``FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS`` Don`t open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets.
Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
why would i ever pay to go to a nascar event when i could get drunk beside the interstate and cheer for cars for free
Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter.
I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
I hate being bi-polar. It`s awesome.
I hate it when spiders just sit there acting like they pay rent.
My boss was all, "Do you know why I called you to the office, " and I was like, "I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."
My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.
A 15 year old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird.
Its Friday ... my body is in for a much-needed drinking session
My favorite thing to do on Facebook is to get in a long conversation with someone and then delete all my comments so they look crazy.
A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back.