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I was fighting with this gal over who is lazier. I let her win.
"You know, I wish I`d never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo
I would like to say to all my 500+ facebook friends, that i love each and every one of you..except you number 371..your a real a@@hole!!
You are wasting your time reading this status.
You call it "Blacking Out" I call it a "Surprise Nap"
More people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
Don`t you wish it was as easy to adjust the brightness level on people as it is on your phone?
I am going to open "The Karma Cafe" There will be no menus though. You will get what you deserve!
"You clean up nicely", is just a polite way of saying, "You usually look like sh!t."
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
Kinda hard to believe not a single mutant at professor Xavier’s school had the power to heal a dude’s legs.
Sidenote #2: Always have your middle finger ready on standby.
Don`t EVER break a pinky promise. That sh!t is LEGIT.
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.
No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch yesterday.