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If your Facebook post requires me to hit “continue…” get a diary.
I cannot even begin to imagine the conversation that led to the first circumcision.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Probably still mirrors.
All sex is safe sex if you keep your bright orange reflective vest on.
I love that sound you make when you shut the hell up.
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
I know money talks but I wish mine had a better vocabulary instead of just ‘Spend me’.
There was a glorious time, before social media, when you would just lose touch with people.
YouTube "This video is not available in your country". where the hell am I from? NARNIA?
I wish I could smack the stupid out of people. And if you think this status is about you ... Smack yourself for me!
How can I be expected to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count?
When I first went on the pill, I put on some weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
hates when I´m singing along with the radio and the artist messes up the words!
Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign to depression.