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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
Tip: When you’re not famous, people don’t let you pay for things with an autographed napkin.
It`s kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there.
I`m scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I`ll run them under cold water for half a second
I go both ways. I like hard AND soft tacos.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
I didn`t sleep well last night so this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. Half way to work I realized I forgot my car.
Use a mirror and you will find, PI.E = 3.14
For some people, a new year means a new chance to f*ck it up all over again.
Since It`s summer here`s a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
If I had three wishes, I`d use one for boobs. Because I`m pretty sure I could get everything else that I wanted if I had boobs.
The only time I`ve ever used sex to get what I want is when I want sex.
I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
I`d like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher.
Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction, I hope there’s no hard feelings.