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To the people that post 15 pics of your kid everyday,your kid looks EXACTLY the same as they did ystrdy,and the day before,and the day before that
Anyone else immediately turn down the car radio the second you think you might be lost?
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
Apparently there`s enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot.
There’s no question about it, the second half of the tank of gas goes twice as fast as the first!
Holy crap! I just realized that I´m still it from a game of tag in 1987.
Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
I`m hearing voices again. Probably because my window is open and there are people outside talking, but still.
People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
I just did a bunch of crunches and curls. There were Nestle Crunches and cheese curls, but still. I`m exhausted.
A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
Chinese scientists have discovered the rare rock n roll panda it will only eat A wop bop a loo lop a wop Bamboo
Just saw a car at McDonalds take 4 tries to get lined up in a parking space. I`m not judgmental, so I won`t assume what sex she was.
I see subway employees are still having their "how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich" contest.
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!