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Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
i dont normally have a cool facebook status, but when i do, an older relative spoils it with a lame comment.
A wireless bra? They weren`t tricky enough, now I need a password?
Dear, automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm.... But I wasn`t finished.
Relationships are like bathrooms. I`m in them a lot longer than I need to be, probably cause I`m playing on my phone the whole time.
Without facebook: more sleep, less drama, and a life!
You can tell by a woman`s feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
Famous words from Fergie... "Boom Boom Pow!" Happy 4th of July!!
Depresso; the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
Making good decisions doesn’t really go with my outfit.
In Canada, she`s Kilometery Cyrus.
I just want you to be happy. And naked.
It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you`re talking to drugs, it`s probably too late to say no to them.
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night…he hypnotized 7 guys…then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled F*CK ME ... what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life