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If the human race has a "signature move," its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.
The black sheep always have the best stories.
I tried to make both ends meet, but I`m a poor judge of distance.
´s status message is better than yours
It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I`m back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat.
You know you`re getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you`re down there.
I am not judging you...I already decided I don`t like you
I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning.
Nice try, St. Patrick`s Day, but I don`t need a reason to drink.
As funny as it might be, It`s never polite to yell "Tuba Lesson!" Before farting.
Ghetto word of the day: "Bishop", My girlfriend fell down, So I picked that bishop.
Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times.
A lot of people don`t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
I hate it when I tell someone I`ll be there in 10 minutes, but they continue to call me every half-hour anyway
What if Justin Bieber is also Miley Cyrus? I mean have you ever seen them in one place at the same time?