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Kiss me I`m Irish, put a little tongue in it, I`m French too
twinkle twinkle little star ... point me to the nearest bar.
Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of stuff going on?
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
I hate that I have to put on clothes to participate in society.
Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures.
Last night I was drunk and asked a cat if it could talk. It said, “Me? How?”
I’m glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
I`ve got a Tootsie Pop and seven hours until the aviary notices their Spotted Owl is missing. Let`s do this!
"Wish You Were Beer!" Wait...no...that`s right...send.
I`m known all over the world for my exaggerations.
I never use the phrase, "Your guess is as good as mine" because, well... it`s not.
Cops don’t like it when you ask them “Need some help?” especially when you’re wearing a Batman costume.
You can`t always decide who walks into your life, but you can decide which window to throw them out of.