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Oh no! I have to enter my date of birth to view this explicit content! Damn this internet security!
You don`t get to complain about life until you move out of your parent`s house.
Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way.
Funny how drinking 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers, and 6 shots, go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.
Just once would I like to see the "Phone a Friend" lifeline on Millionaire go straight to voicemail.
This town is about as exciting as watching an M&M melt in the sun.
PMS = Prepare to Meet Satan.
Have you tried complaining about it for hours?
Actually told a girl who`s moving to France soon that "there`s lots of French people over there". It`s a wonder how I can even bathe myself.
You`re only young once but you can be immature forever!
SAFETY TIP: Lock your doors and windows before bed. By the way, I love what you`ve done with the place.
My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips.
Most of happiness just comes from staying away from idiots.
Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing.
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you`ve got alzheimers.