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Netflix is raising rates again? Man, whoever`s password I`m using has got to be pissed!
I don`t have any "driving the speed limit" music.
Ladies: We leave the toilet seat up because we don`t want to touch it any more than you do.
All this time I thought PTA stood for Parents to Avoid
The only correct answer to "Are you ticklish?" is "I will kill you."
So it`s racist to call a team Redskins but it`s okay to call a restaurant Cracker Barrel ?
Mall kiosk employees are basically human pop up ads.
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. Twice. From Hulk. On adrenaline rush.
Well, today was a complete waste of clean clothes.
My grandfather once waited in line for 36 hours to get a loaf of bread and I can`t wait two seconds for a Youtube video to load.
Those beards make the Red Sox look like they`re going to a Civil War reenactment as Confederates.
I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one.
As long as I remind myself "The b!tch had it coming" is not a valid court defense, I`ll be ok