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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
I really shouldn`t have driven home from the bar last night. ..Especially since I walked there. :)
Those kids in the Trix commercials were real jerks. Why couldn’t they just share their cereal with the rabbit?
My train of thought is loco, no motive.
if its got tits you will get nothing but trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woman belong in the kitchen? thats where the knives are you fool.
Joggers always give each other a little nod when they pass, just like fat guys in a buffet line.
Velcro is a ripoff
It’s hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
He who laughs first, must be connected to wi-fi.
Cops don’t like it when you ask them “Need some help?” especially when you’re wearing a Batman costume.
Not sure if I logged into Facebook or the Cartoon Network.
I don`t get in trouble, I just get into questionable situations.