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My Memory.....The Second shortest thing I have.
There`s no better reminder to visit your dentist than a trip to Walmart.
why are the foods you want eat late at night in loud crackling wrappers?
Just joined the support group Hokey Pokey Anonymous ... A place to turn yourself around. ;)
I hope we`re friends until we die and then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh!t out of people.
"Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you." -Honest spam
If love is blind....why is lingerie so popular?
I do marathons ... on Netflix.
whoo hoo...I have new gutters. Please try and keep your mind out of them.
Can I have a free unlimited day trial of being attractive?
My mom just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren`t drying i swear to God..
Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)
Instead of spending $2,000 on a purse, some of you ladies should use the money for therapy sessions.