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You can stop lifting weights now; it’s actually your personality that nobody likes.
Truthfully officer, I wouldn`t have pulled over, if I known all you were gonna do is complain about my driving.
Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
I’m what you would call “indoorsy”
And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
My new plan is to ignore my problems until they become hilarious stories.
Shout out to the new couples still holding in farts.
Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.
Didn`t win the lotto again ... send prayers.
A show called the view shouldn`t hurt your eyes
The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds
What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?
There is no such things as ghosts. I know, I asked Santa Claus
Line forms here for spankings
I am a gentleman, based on the clubs I go to.