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finally got my certification in the mail, I`m officially insane.
I love finding money in my clothes. It`s like a gift to me... from me. :)
So another day has come and gone and I still haven`t used algebra.
My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
You know you`re married when you find her sexier with clothes on.
Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
Everything just seems much better when you`re in denial
Nothing says "I love you" like my cat aggressively bathing itself immediately after I pet her.
Actually officer, if you factor in the earth`s rotation, we were all speeding.
I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
Pay phones should be replaced with chargers for cell phones.
I was thinking about jumping on the Patriot`s Fan bandwagon, but I am afraid that the tires would be deflated...
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
Starbucks isn`t really that expensive compared to how much Victoria`s Secret charges per cup.