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I have a new rule: No one is allowed to talk to me for a minimum of 24 hours after I wake up.
there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the "Like" button.
I think Facebook is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
God made men. But sandwiches weren`t going to make themselves. So God made women.
Raise your hand if you have already spent your daylight savings
You`re not living life right if you don`t get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.
Use Angie`s List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants.
You see a mouse trap, I see free cheese and a challenge. ;)
If you have just started playing flappy bird I would like to warn you there is nothing up ahead but more dangling pipes and disappointment
If anyone knows Phillip tell him I have a bunch of his screwdrivers.
Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
Keep up the good work, people who make free porn available.
Iām the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
This salad tastes like Iād rather be fat.