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Why isn`t a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?
After watching copious amounts of crime dramas I`ve come to the conclusion that serial killers only target women who wear matching bra and pantie sets. Feeling much safer now.
What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems. 99% demons.
Always remember, it`s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
I bet there`s a rapper trying to figure out a way to replace his teeth with LED lights
A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
Well, it`s easy to tell I`m single. It`s Saturday night and I`m at home updating my facebook status...
The fact that I start clapping every time someone says "Please give me a hand" is only like the number 6 reason I dont have friends.
Someone stole my identity and returned it 10 minutes later.
I need to find a woman that loves me for my money....but doesn`t understand math. (<>..,<>)
I Don`t Care If you Don`t Like Me .. Iam Not A Facebook Status :D
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore.. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.
Suddenly I can`t remember if it`s ok to use tampons as Nerf darts or if it`s the other way around.
Ever wonder if we`re just a reality TV show for a more intelligent species?
roses are red.... my name is dave...this poem makes no sense.... microwave...