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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%.
Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
Bad things happen to good people, so I`m pretty sure we`re all safe
Don`t put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.
Why,does facebook want to make the likes one gets on their status like a story,like:peter and 500 others like this,click and see james and 499 others like this............
I can’t find the words to express how I have nothing to say
Girls with tattoos on your tits, Why? We`re already looking at them.
Do feminists look under their beds for the boogie woman?
Mac & Cheese doesn`t contain many vitamins, so it`s important you always eat a bunch of it.
I`m not saying your cat doesn`t care about you, I`m saying if Lassie was a cat, Timmy would still be in that well.
Whoever made up the saying "It`s the thought that counts" never got a pair of crocs for Christmas.
I googled "cigarette lighter" and got 150000 matches.
I´m up way too early for someone who wasn´t planning on seizing the day.