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Checklist: Poke People ? Delete People ? Block People ? Send Friend Requests ? Accept Friend Requests ? Ignore Chats ? Make Stupid Photoshop Pics With My Face ?....Morning chores all done.
Can you imagine the reactions 25 years ago if you showed someone a photo album of pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom?
thinks that decaffeinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Last night I went out drinking with some high school friends. About 2 hours into it they were like..."dude, shouldn`t you be hanging out with people your own age?"
Girls who don`t get naked when you`re drunk.. Explain yourselves.
Alex, I`ll take WTF for a $1000
There’s nothing worse than getting $0.99 back in change.
Relationships always start out as "You`re smart and funny." and end up as "You think you know everything and it`s all a joke to you!"
Cats have tails so you can swing them around. Duh.
I don`t have dirty mind ...I just hav a sexy imagination. ..
When it comes to f*cking around, I don`t f*ck around.
We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in real life. Now we`re terrified people in real life will find us on the internet
NyQuil is great. I love the way it comes with it´s own shot glass
"We have HBO" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry.
I love strapping my kids into their car seats. It’s the closest I can legally come to putting them in straitjackets.