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My first career was working as a Ventriloquist on a Radio Program, I got let go when people kept calling in to say my lips were moving.........
They call cat people crazy but they`re not the ones outside at 5AM putting fresh dog poop into little baggies.
I`m an organ donor, but I`m pretty sure all they`re going to use my liver for is "after" photos.
Lots of us suffer in silence. You should try it.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
On a scale of 1 to "Me".. how smart are you?
After I die, there are some people Iām going to haunt the sh!t out of.
Call me old school, but cigarettes should not have USB ports
Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?
Can you make garlic bread out of frozen waffles? Asking for someone who wishes they had remembered garlic bread at the store.
Its almost that time again! That`s right, its holiday season! Merry Black Friday sales, and happy spending!
Kids maybe a gift..... But I like playing with the box it came in.
I didn`t know until this week that so many people I know are politicians...
Leave a comment if you`ve started drinking. Hit the `Like` button if you`re already sh!tfaced. *Cheers*