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I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
Some women need to realize that showing cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing
If you workout and don`t post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?
THESE NACHOS ARE THE BOMB! …..and that’s how I got my nachos taken away at the airport.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
You will attract attention if wearing a skirt on a windy day. This is doubly true if you are a man.
I want to put a bib on a baby that says "This dumbass put my cape on backwards." lol
I would probably die of sleep deprivation if Facebook added a dislike button
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
Those beards make the Red Sox look like they`re going to a Civil War reenactment as Confederates.
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
I’ve never met a weekend that I didn’t like.
Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track.