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I don`t know about you . But everytime I go on Twitter , I get this weird feeling , I am being followed.
It`s not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you`ve reached your destination.
It`s amazing how the lowly potato gives us potato chips, french fries, and vodka. Get your sh!t together, every other vegetable.
When I`m in a bathroom stall, please don`t yell "Oh my God oh my God there`s a guy in here!" Respect my privacy.
Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
People who describe things as “better than sex” are having the wrong kind of sex.
According to Debrah in HR, "Back up off my balls" is not the proper way to tell someone to wait for assistance.
Uhm, excuse me waiter... I`d like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram.
How am I supposed to show a girl I like her, if I can’t even make her a mix tape anymore?
Pregnancy test confirmed me my worst fear.......I`m just fat
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
When one door closes it`s probably because someone shut it.
Pizza doesn’t ask questions. Pizza understands.
Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.