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I`m a huge fan of screaming "You`re welcome" really loud when people don`t say thank you...
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
DO NOT LIKE THIS… Unless you’re a sexy beast.
I heard Disney bought and are relocating the White House to Disneyland. They Say, it will be the new Center Piece of FANTASY LAND.
If life gives you lemons make grape juice than lay back and watch people wondering how you did it;)
I sometimes worries about my short attention span, ...but not for very L... hey! ... look at that squirrel!
How can it be considered stealing when the WiFi signal is trespassing in my house?
“True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge.
Sometimes it`s fun to make fun of yourself. Almost as fun as it is to make fun of others.
If you think someone is staring at you: 1. Yawn 2. If they yawn, they were staring.
Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
I bet cats are mad they can’t sit on televisions anymore.
Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.
MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! I have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!
Spoiler Alert: Ladies, if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear, it has a Camera in it.