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I have every episode of Hoarders saved on DVD.
Scientists have discovered that at least 50 percent of fat people’s BMI is made up of excuses...
Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner...
Turns out people who say they love hot sauce on anything are liars. In other news, I`ve recently been banned from making the classroom coffee.
Weird how “news” and “fact checking” are treated like two separate concepts these days.
I`d do anything to lose 20lbs. Well, except for eating healthy or working out.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.
I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
Did you know you can go to any gym without having to announce it on Facebook?
My nickname at work is "HR wants to see you"
Women my age expect a man to have his sh!t together by now. Time to start dating younger women.