Daily Silly Status

Marco Polo must really hate sitting near a swimming pool.

Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos.

in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)

"You know, I wish I`d never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo

It`s never too late to follow your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a child actor, in which case yes, it`s too late.

I tried stuff once. It was horrible.

This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it`s contagious.

My co workers put cookies on my desk, like they`re leaving a sacrifice for an angry god.

I hate it when people exaggerate my mistakes and make it seem like I’ve commited a crime.

I never get caught because I`ve watched all 27 seasons of Cops..

Don`t feel bad, alot of people don`t have talent either

I wonder when people without cars pick their noses…

I`m a very modest person, mostly because I`m awesome.

In retrospect, I suppose "harder" wasn`t the best choice of a safe word.

How do we not have lightsabers yet? Its like scientists aren´t even trying.