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If it’s called tourist season, why can’t you shoot at them?
I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
If you`re going to walk a mile in my shoes...Can you pick me up some beer on your way back?
There 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those goddamned losers has decided to become Batman.
this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don`t know who`s winning
I am starting to think I will never be old enough to know better.
This salad tastes like I`m about done with my New Year`s Resolution.
There`s no `i` in "Shut the f*ck up!"
On a scale of 9 to 10, how would you rate me?
One of my best talents is pretending to like people. Unfortunately, I only show it when no one`s around.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I`ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
I`m starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse.
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