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i joined new gym yesterday. i did 3 sets of selfies on each machine
If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
No matter how little I do in a day. I always feel like I could have done less.
I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I`m sexy!" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
The hardest part of having multiple kids is explaining why only your first child has a baby book.
What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
Anyone that says I`m a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months
I fake my LOLs
A touching letter by a little girl to Santa on Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in daddy`s laptop
We have so much in common. You want to travel and I want you to go.
If your boyfriend answers your text while playing GTA, he doesn`t love you. He just died on the game.
Jogging backwards because I`m trying to gain a little weight
My boss was all, "Do you know why I called you to the office, " and I was like, "I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."
I don`t like people who hate certain group of people. But I get along very well with people who hate everybody equally.