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" a fool and his money ----- are never around when you need a loan......"
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
If there`s one thing that I`ve learned it`s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
Wife is painting the upstairs bedrooms. It`s not in my nature to sit still while she slaves away so I went up and complained about the color
Whoa! Thank you warning label! I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
My life coach is the cashier at the liquor store.
I can buy my own sugar. What I need is an insurance daddy.
This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that`s also the last time I`ll buy cheap toilet paper...
Question: : What do you get if you add human DNA to a goat? ... Answer: Kicked out of the petting zoo
I spend hours on Facebook and then think, “Well, that was pointless”
Don`t you just want to write on some people`s Facebook wall "you peaked in High School".?
The amount of time my smartphone spends plugged in charging, you might as well want to call it a Land-line
The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.
I just want to be as thin as my patience.
The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(: