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Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
I`m too lazy to be a stalker. You`ll have to come here. Bring coffee.
I don`t like making plans for the day, because then the pesky word "premeditated " gets thrown around in court.
"Okay" means you`re in the clear. "K" means you`re better off not coming home. Fellas, you know what I`m talking about.
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure, When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure, When you drink Whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems, When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Dear life, I`ve had enough bullsh!t to last a while. Can we take a little break please.
Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
If you have really strong opinions on subjects that you know very little about... then Facebook just may be the perfect thing for you.
I`m glad it`s the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the sh!t I should be doing.
Like if you really googled to see if that kid really died from masturbating
I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.
We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
Of all the people who "claim" not to give a sh!t, I`m pretty sure the guy standing barefoot in front of the urinal at the gym is the winner.
roses are red violets are blue da shit in my back yard looks jus like you
Better to be incredibly weird than incredibly boring.