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The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
I FINALLY "friended" my girlfriend on Facebook.. You know.. So I could get updates on our relationship status.. :|
only 9530 days until retirement.
The only reason they make yellow starbursts is for when someone asks you if they can have one of your starbursts.
I`m not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
I`ve seen more pins in the last few days then stone cold steve austin on groundhog day..
My girlfriend told me to grow a pear… What the hell does fruit have to do with killing this spider?
With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers.
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend
bored out of my mind in class i began staring into space... space happened to be right in front of me at the time...
When your running down the street on fire, people will get out of your way
To a musician, a g-string means something completely different than it does to me. .
Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don’t wanna have to explain why I’m in your ‘Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am.
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.