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Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind a guy on a stationary bike and pretend you`re angrily chasing him.
life is too short to think twice and act wise....
I’m drinking while I work out…I call it Bacardio.
Asking a girl what exactly she looks for in a guy is like asking her "what exactly do I have to do to get friendzoned?
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
The brain is the most outstanding organ, it works for 24 hours 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
Make BIG mistakes in life. Those people are remembered forever. On Youtube.
Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
I went to the missing persons` beurau. No one was there.
I bought a book called `How to become an expert at Origami`. So far, I`ve made 1000 paper snowballs.
I bet if you look up dictionary in the dictionary it says "don`t be an a$$hole"
I`m "BE KIND & REWIND" years old.
If you can`t say something nice about someone, you probably know the same people I do.
I don´t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
According to my nipples, there;s a ninety-nine percent chance it`s cold as f*ck outside.