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Getting married at 22 sounds alot like leaving the party at 9:30
There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
Got a little too much sun today. I knew I should have closed the blinds.
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
Dear life, I`ve had enough bullsh!t to last a while. Can we take a little break please.
Hold boobs not grudges.
My safe word is "Make sure we don`t go over the hour. That`s all the cash I got on me."
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found
Well ... here I am ... cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
I hate when I oversleep at work and get home late.
I`m convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
Efficiency: skip your morning, wake up in the afternoon.
So who wants to tell the person who just threw a new phone book on my porch about the internet?
Whenever you feel nobody cares or loves you. You should ask yourself...Am I TOO sexy?