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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
Finally did it. 25 inflatable mattresses later and I’ve finally turned my apartment into a bounce castle.
The more I drink, the more I realize how much more I still want to drink.
It saddens me to say that after tasting this homemade whiskey/nacho cheese ice cream, I’ve found not all dreams are meant to be followed.
Still haven`t answered my life`s calling... I`ve always just assumed it dialed the wrong number.
I thought about cleaning my room this weekend but didn`t do it. Then I remembered its the thought that counts so I feel better now
If you`re really really quiet, you can hear yourself doing the world a favor.
I make a great second impression.
You know when you’re exercising and feel like you could keep going and going? That’s happening to me, only with beer.
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
Rest area restrooms are weird. The guy in stall next to me has four feet.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Now that cell phones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again...
Thanks to the words “dude”, “bro”, and “man”, I haven’t said my best friends name in 10 years.
Crazy is not a destination, it is a way of life.