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WebMD needs to add the question "Have you eaten Taco Bell today?" when asking about stomach-related symptoms.
If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.
A wireless bra? They weren`t tricky enough, now I need a password?
Yes I`m still bitter about my name not being mentioned in "Mambo No. 5"
A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks that I should leave work early.
I hate it when 18 wheelers blow their horns while Im driving, that sh*t wakes me up!
Not quite feeling myself today. I`m going to see if booze helps...
m for Monday t for Tuesday wtf Wednesday Thursday Friday get it wtf
Every day is a constant battle of trying to convince myself I don’t like cookies.
When I grow up I wanna be a psychiatrist for the mentally insane...so i can find out what the hell is wrong with you people
Sarcasm: because beating the sh!t out of people is illegal.
Time to try some of this candy from the Easter "bunny"... Can`t trust anything you find laying in the yard these days.
I’m dedicating this status update to all the status-less people out there. Stay strong.
I miss the old days when I could say I wasn`t around and you couldn`t check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?